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To: Monkey Face
There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit.

It's been waiting patiently for years. It has withstood the challenge if teen skin health while scientists learned of new soaps and creams to allow the teens to continue their consumption. It has fought back challenges from the heart, while scientists learned that the dark version contained key anti-oxidants and could even help reduce cholesterol. Quietly it has brooded, waiting in your pantry for the day you thought it was safe to bring it out.

Little did you know the consumer was about to become the consumed in ...

The Day of Chocolate!

1,424 posted on 01/24/2013 1:27:51 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee
He liked the chocolate off his finger, but for every dark spot that disappeared another two took its place. His right ear began to tingle. Did he scratch it? He couldn't remember. He knocked over the table trying to get to a mirror.

His ear had been covered by the brown, shiny substance. He tried to wash it off, but it made no difference. As his ear began to go numb he felt an itch deep in the canal.

He slammed open the drawer. Maybe the hair dryer could be turned up hot enough to melt it. He knew he was grasping at straws. He had no idea what he was dealing with, what it was capable of. He pulled the dryer out of the drawer and tried to plug it in. But his hand couldn't aim the plug at the outlet. He was getting dizy, the room was beginning to spin. He finally got the dryer plugged in and turned on, but it was too late. He collapsed on the bathroom floor.

1,426 posted on 01/24/2013 1:33:21 PM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)
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To: ArGee

Every day is The Day of Chocolate! I am NEVER without it!


1,443 posted on 01/24/2013 2:27:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (There is no "Chocoholics Anonymous" because no one wants to quit.)
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