Tried one after the other on the spy computer to try and bring the spy computer under control. The spy computer obtained a laser death ray from the microwave. Dark's washing machine cleaned up the microchips and process speeds increased by one million fold. When the computer merged with the toaster ... heaven knows the machine went out of control and the CPU unit threatened to genetically modify kudzu.
Somewhere around here I have a virus that convinces your CPU that you’re in cahoots with the DHS to try to shut down AMD, Intel, and Motorola. The net effect is to cause your CPU to launch an attack against the DHS. As any human knows, the DHS is the cyber-equivalent of the tar baby. The CPU will not bother you again.
Now to figure out where I put the darned thing. I can FReep-mail it to you.
Just don’t run Norton after you’ve installed it. If your CPU gets control of itself after you run this beastie, it can get very, very vindictive.
*sigh*