I think it was TOL who had an image of her caffiene addicted deer from her backyard...
Yes, my Darksheare-coffee addicted zombie deer. They’re a problem during hunting season when they get taken to the butcher and they eat him instead of his dressing them for the hunter. And then there are the ones who reanimate on the way and cause all sorts of mayhem.
I guard them carefully and post huge “NO HUNTING” signs on my property, but occasionally one or two get taken... The local sheriff covers for me, though.