Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedevs off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled Men in Black that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name. So Medvedev was referring to a Russian documentary film titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...
Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhowers alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earths resources in exchange for advanced technology...
(Excerpt) Read more at exopolitics.org ...
No, you’re not. I was stunned to realize that I cared more about my cat’s death of kidney failure in 1997 than that of my own father in 1984, who abandoned our family and moved to Maine from California after my mother died in 1969.
We mourn most the ones who are our constant companions, two or four legged, it matters not.
March 2 8:40 a.m.
Television Broadcast, WNYC TV News
Sommers:
In other news, something unusual happened at St Lukes-Roosevelt Hospital overnight. Were still trying to piece together exactly what. WNYCs Mark Jacobs is live on the scene. Mark, what can you tell us?
(Cut to Mark Jacobs live feed)
Jacobs:
Leslie, theres no official word from the Hospital and theres nobody willing to speak off-the-record. The best I understand, someone unauthorized entered the hospital a little before midnight last night and talked with several patients in the Emergency Room waiting area before entering the rooms of patients. But this isnt an unauthorized entry story. Soon after the visitor entered the hospital the staff here was being overwhelmed by calls from patients patients who inexplicably felt completely well. We met one such patient, Rafael Gutierrez, as he was leaving the hospital.
(Roll taped interview)
Jacobs:
You were admitted to the hospital?
Gutierrez:
Yes. I had been involved in a incident at the club
Jacobs:
What kind of incident?
Gutierrez:
Id rather not say, man. But I wound up getting stabbed pretty bad, right here in the gut. They called a ambulance and it brought me here. I was waiting on a bed, you know, one of those rolling beds they use to take you into surgery. I was waiting on that bed and I was a little out of it, you know, from the drugs they was giving me. And I kind of saw this guy come up and I felt his hands on my head and he said some stuff. Then he went away.
Jacobs:
Do you know what he said?
Gutierrez:
Naw, man, I was pretty out of it from the drugs - the ones they gave me. But I dont think he was talking to me, you know? It didnt look like he asked me no question or nothing. He just said his stuff and walked away.
Jacobs:
Then what happened?
Gutierrez:
Well, I knew right away that something was up, because I stopped feeling all drugged - like someone turned on a light or something. Everything was clear. I could see and hear real clear. I was even thinking clear, and my first thought was, How bad am I? So I sat up to look, and I couldnt feel no pain. So I pulled the bandage back, and I wasnt stabbed.
Jacobs:
What do you mean you werent stabbed?
Gutierrez:
Just what I said, man. Look! (Pulls his shirt up to reveal his abdomen on his left side. Camera zooms in on smooth, unbroken skin.)
Jacobs:
It doesnt appear you were hurt at all. Are you sure you were stabbed?
Gutierrez:
Look, man, I know I was stabbed. I know they brought me here in a ambulance, and the man in the ambulance sounded real worried. I know they told me something about surgery before they left me on that bed.
Jacobs:
But there is no wound.
Gutierrez:
No wound, no scar. Man, I dont even have a scar from a accident I had when I was little. That scar was right here (points to unbroken skin) as long as I can remember, but its gone now. So I called for a nurse and told her I wanted to leave. She looked really scared and yelled to the doctor, Heres another one, whatever that means. Then she ran off but no doctor came.
Jacobs:
So what did you do?
Gutierrez:
I waited a little while, but nothing happened. Everyone was running around yelling for security and stuff, but nobody came back to my table. I feel fine, so I left.
Jacobs:
Did the hospital discharge you?
Gutierrez:
Naw, man, but I aint hanging around. The hospitals the last place I wanna be, especially when Im fine.
Jacobs:
Are you going to come back to get checked out?
Gutierrez:
I dont see why, man. Like you said, its like I was never stabbed. Whats the point?
(Cut to Mark Jacobs live feed)
Jacobs:
Witnesses have told me that Mr. Gutierrez was clearly injured when he was brought in. They have no idea how he was able to simply walk out.
(Cut to split screen - live feed and studio)
Sommers:
Mark, do you have any idea what the nurse might have meant by another one?
Jacobs:
Leslie, I havent been able to get anyone else on camera, but it seems that everyone who was waiting for care was visited by the mystery man, and theyve all walked out feeling perfectly fine. And while the hospital wont confirm anything, several people who were in ICU and in the cancer ward are claiming to be perfectly fine as well.
Sommers:
OK. Thanks, Mark.
Jacobs:
Thanks, Leslie. Mark Jacobs, WNYC Live.
(Cut to studio)
Sommers:
The hospital has called a press conference for 10:00 this morning, after doctors have had a chance to evaluate the strange happenings from last night. Well bring you that press conference live as soon as it happens. And now for traffic
LOL, I’d actually forgotten that fact.
Practicing medicine without a license?
Hi Red,
-1 degree with 30mph winds. Snow on the way.
Guessing your in monitor mode ,see you later.
Hi Silentgypsy,
You’re welcome, may start a useless object of the week post for the fun of it. *snigger*
Would that apply if he didn’t prescribe anything or give the person instructions to be followed?
Sommers:
We go, now, to Mark Jacobs. Mark is waiting at St. Lukes-Roosevelt Hospital where a press conference is about to begin to discuss the strange events of last night.
(Cut to Mark Jacobs live feed)
Jacobs:
Thanks, Leslie. As reported earlier, an unauthorized visitor appears to have visited the hospital during the night. For lack of a better description, those he visited appear to have been completely healed, and not just of whatever they came into the hospital for. One person we talked to, Rafael Gutierrez, told us that a childhood scar was no longer there. Weve heard talk of people being healed of everything from congenital heart problems to cancer, but no official word from the hospital. Were hoping this press conference will explain what happened. Mr. Sal Adriani, spokesperson for the hospital, will enter shortly to
here he comes now.
Adriani:
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. I will be making a statement, but will not be taking any questions this morning. Thats mostly because I dont believe Id have any answers for you at this time. Shortly after midnight, on March 2, there was a disturbance in ER admitting. Several patients who were waiting for treatment began calling for attention. These patients had all been sedated to manage their pain while our staff worked with more serious cases, as is our normal routine. However, upon calling our staff, none showed the effects of the sedation, and all claimed to want to be released.
Our staff was overwhelmed by these events, particularly when the patients turned out to be asymptomatic. In case after case, the illness or injury for which the patient was admitted was no longer in evidence. Our staff tried to keep up with the requests from patients, but were quickly overwhelmed as patients in several other areas of the hospital began calling for nurses.
At approximately 2 a.m. one of our staff spotted an unauthorized intruder going into the room of one of our patients. This staff member went into the room to see what the intruder was doing. The intruder was standing over the patient with his hands on the patients head. The nurse challenged the intruder, but the patient interrupted, claiming to be hungry and asking for something to eat. While the staff member dealt with the patient, the intruder left the room.
The staff member called security, alerting them to the intruder. Security began a search but were unable to find the intruder. On review of security videos, the intruder was found to have entered the hospital at approximately midnight. He left very shortly after being reported by the nurse.
At this point, the intruder is unidentified. We dont believe anyone was harmed, but we still consider the security breach critical and will be investigating how it happened, and how we can prevent such breaches in the future.
The hospital is not considering pressing charges against the intruder at this time. We will not be releasing information that might be used to identify the intruder except to the police.
That is the end of my prepared remarks.
(Attendees shout inaudible questions as Adriani exits the room)
Jacobs:
In summary, Leslie, the intruder created events that overwhelmed the staff, but did not cause any harm. The hospital wont be pressing charges and wont be releasing information that might be used to identify the intruder. The hospital considers the security breach important and will be working on improving its security.
(Cut to split screen - live feed and studio)
Sommers:
Mark, it seems strange that the intruder caused so much commotion but the hospital is not going to follow up with possible charges.
Jacobs:
It does on the surface, Leslie, but this is a unique event. Hospitals exist to heal people, and it seems thats what this intruder was doing. The overwhelming events were the calls from patients who wanted attention. From what Ive been able to learn, most of those patients should not have been able to call for a nurse, either because of the patients health at the time, or sedating medication. The hospital is not normally staffed at that time of night to handle so many patient calls. Nurses wouldnt speak on the record, but they were clearly emotionally and physically drained. Given that the intruder was actually helping, what charge would the hospital press? Unauthorized entry is the most likely, but is the hospital really unhappy about what this intruder was doing?
Sommers:
Are you hearing any complaints at all?
Jacobs:
Other than grumbling at how long it has taken some patients to be discharged, none.
Sommers:
All right. Its a strange story in many ways. Thanks, Mark.
Jacobs:
Thanks, Leslie. Mark Jacobs, WNYC Live.
(Cut to studio)
Sommers:
Well be keeping an eye on this situation.
Dunno. Here in California it is against the law to cure cancer or the common cold...
I like him the way he is. Who knows what'll happen if we start fiddling around with perfection? Be careful of what you wish for....
Point conceded.
Perfection?
What?
Not I, and assuming human form isn’t meddling much.
Just, er, science stuff.
Yeah, science stuff.
*eyes shift left and right*
Nothing to see there, honest.
/ end bad joke.
The technical name is, “mysteriosis”.
I like it!
As my mum used to say, “You never know when you’ll need it.”
Well, I think that you’re a perfectly good friend. So there.
I try to be.
!! It’s a-workin’ still!
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