Russian PM not joking – extraterrestrials live among us according to MIB documentary

exopolitics.org ^ | January 2, 2013. | Dr Michael Salla on

[ArGee]

Then he tries the mind-control

We're only a little bit behind the cats. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnyi-5S16Xk

[Darksheare]

Pine Barrens with a quicklime chaser.
/ end bad joke.

[NoCmpromiz]

leave the body in the NJ swamp.

OH NO! NOT THE SWAMP!!!

That's where the knife is hidden...

[Darksheare]

It’s always the swamp.
The car is in the swamp, the bus, the missing cases of [redacted] for the [redacted] project, the file cabinets from the Hoover administration.
Heck, there are even reports of bigfoot being in the swamp.
He’s probably running an illegal junkyard there with mothman and the Jersey Devil.

[Dead Corpse]

Buy her a set of leather restraints and a gag. Make it clear they are for use on her else you could be in for a rough weekend.

Relationship advise is not my forte...

[moose07]

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[Monkey Face]

It’s 72 degrees...sunny, I’m so happy...

*happy dance*

[Anoreth]

A couple weeks ago I had some idiot kid in a jeep come up behind me and hit me at a stop sign.
Claimed that he “stepped on the clutch instead of the brake.”
Fortunately he didn’t hit the car hard enough to do anything but crack a little of the fiberglass on the back bumper but I was still annoyed.

If I’d been driving a new car his parents would have been very angry. As it was I’d been having a bad day and decided to sigh and move on.

[JoeProBono]

So, at the twilight of my life and not wanting car payments, I got me this used 1996 Toyota Tercel.

Now, keep in mind I’m a big guy and it’s a sub compact.

I wanted a peppy, super reliable car and no car payments.

Additionally, I wanted super low insurance payments.

I purchased this car for pennies on the dollar and, having added a few modifications such as superior audio speakers, I drive FREE as the wind.

It is so good to be free as the wind.

[NoCmpromiz]

Ummm... OK, just what are they doing over on your side of the pond? Trying to bring prohibition?

Bunglers flush away 18,000 litres of Scotch

We tried that here, didn't work, and the Kennedys got rich...

[NoCmpromiz]

and the Kennedys got rich...

And... speaking of which, Teddie has been sober now for a little over three years and six months...

[JoeProBono]

[JoeProBono]

Sorry.

I forgot how young you are.

[fanfan]

I can see the problem here Nully.

You are talking about your first wife. ;-)

[null and void]

*sigh* yeah.

Guess why?

[fanfan]

Great point Joe! If you can drive a beater that works, you can keep the $500 a month you might have spent driving a dream car.

That can go towards savings, or a home, or investments which could make your money grow, if you start early.

Sorry Anoreth. I’m becoming my Mother, LOL!

[fanfan]

Guess why?

Because you haven't met the second (most wonderful woman in the world) wife yet?

[Silentgypsy]

I was thinking Pine Barrens myself. Strange.

[Silentgypsy]

Any of Nully’s prospective wives must be scrutinized, interviewed and evaluated by a committee of UTers prior to prenups, nups, etc.

[fanfan]

That’s a good plan!

If any of them got past us, they would be good enough for his consideration.