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[NoCmpromiz]

the cat typing

[fanfan]

If it snows over night, does it still stay dark?

The sky remains dark at night, where I live. When the moon reflects sunlight on the snow, the night becomes brighter. Summer nights are much darker. That makes it easier to lose the dog.

[Darksheare]

Okay kitties, PLEASE release SG and Mr SG to us.
We promise that you will get catnip and scritches aplenty.

[Darksheare]

And with that plea our intrepid shadow wanders off into the night to attempt to sleep and deal with his own kitty of “attention me NOW servant human.”

Drill this weekend.
Snow too.
Dunno yet what the gameplan is.

[NicknamedBob]

"Dunno yet what the gameplan is."

Survival exercises.

[Tax-chick]

Can my stance be lying down in bed with a stuffed dog and a live cat? Although that would make drinking wine a little more difficult, so I guess I’ll get my Anthology of Australian Poetry and sit up a little longer.

[NoCmpromiz]

Anthology of Australian Poetry

Ummm... Aussie poetry isn't as ear numbing as Vogon poetry, is it?

[NoCmpromiz]

“Fur screen of doom” in front of the computer.

You mean like this?

It's called "helping"...

[JoeProBono]

[Tax-chick]

Australian poetry includes deadly lyrical descriptions of the landscape and lots of outlaw/pioneer ballads.

[Tax-chick]

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks Tc and everyone for all the pings. Much appreciation. Checking in.

[NicknamedBob]

Spiders

I know you don’t like spiders. I think we all agree.
Nature’s wonders are all great, some things I need not see.
Like spiders in the bathroom! Some folks deny the fact,
But traces show they’ve been around, them and their trapeze act!

You may not see a spider, but proof remains behind.
Their spiderwebs displaying dust, in corners and aligned.
They are not there to prove to you your dusting could improve,
But only that some tiny bugs have been upon the move.

Spiders are exterminators, no need to give a call,
They show up anytime you’ve got those bugs there on your wall.
They’ll clean up all those crawly pests, but if they miss a guest,
They’ll lay some eggs down so their young will dine upon the rest.

NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . July 13, 2005

[Tax-chick]

Very good. I always like to see that one of our resident spiders has caught something.

And good morning, n-t-i. 40 and no catbeems at my house. Off to Monroe in less than an hour.

[Silentgypsy]

That is cute!

[JoeProBono]

[Silentgypsy]

Good morning! Still too dark to determine what the day looks like.

Please excuse yesterday. I have a sleep disorder and had to get up early today for a dental appointment, so I took a sleeping pill and asked Mr. Sg to keep an eye on me (the pill has an amnestic effect and also allows me to have significant conversations about nothing at all, create huge desserts involving bananas, maraschino cherries and butterscotch syrup, eat the whole thing and, worst of all, not remember any of it. I had really been looking forward to that banana dessert.)
Anyway, it was critically important to discuss some feline matter that I can’t remember with Darks, and I tend to get melodramatic (you know, threatening to throw myself out the window, being careful not to mention that we live in a one-story building.) If you see it again, please don’t worry about it—it wears off, but does make for an interesting twelve hours, particularly when I answer emails in my sleep.

Off to feed the horse and see the dental hygienist. SYL

[JoeProBono]

[ArGee]

Well, I’d love to take credit for it, but I got it from “Finding Nemo.”

Unfortunately, they don’t tell the joke, it’s just a scene where the clownfish tells the punchline.

[ArGee]

I'm trying to figure out what you're supposed to do with the toast.

I'd like to make a toast to France. I've always loved French toasts.