Posted on 01/03/2013 6:36:29 PM PST by BenLurkin
Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedevs off-air comments that Russian Presidents are given a secret file about extraterrestrials living among us created much media interest. Most news reports claimed that Medvedev was simply joking. His apparent reference to the Men In Black movie as a source of information on a super secret agency that monitors extraterrestrials on Earth was commonly cited as key evidence that he was in fact joking. The reasoning is that no political leader would refer reporters to a comedy to clarify national policy. It has now emerged that Medvedev was not referring to the Men in Black comedy after all, but to a recent Russian television documentary titled Men in Black that reveals many details about an extensive cover up of extraterrestrial life visiting Earth.
However, a more accurate translation of what Medvedev actually said about the Men in Black phenomenon was: You can receive more detailed information having watched the documentary film of the same name. So Medvedev was referring to a Russian documentary film titled Men in Black, not the Hollywood blockbuster by the same name...
Russian Men In Black (MIB) documentary, a number of prominent UFO cases in Russia and the USA are discussed. The Roswell UFO crash is covered, along with a number of extraterrestrial abduction cases, and UFOs disabling nuclear weapons facilities. The documentary examines testimony that extraterrestrial bases have been established on Earth, and that some are in restricted US military areas with the full knowledge of the Pentagon. The documentary even goes on to seriously discuss President Eisenhowers alleged meeting with extraterrestrials, where agreements were reached with some of the visitors giving them permission to take some of the Earths resources in exchange for advanced technology...
(Excerpt) Read more at exopolitics.org ...
I’d started work on something about leeks and scallions.
But decided against it after the first two lines.
Something my sister wrote and left on my computer a long time ago:
The wild hunter, Sloth the terrible, looked for a place to examine his prey, but every time he put it down, it got away. His accomplice, Jackson the terrified, screamed in fright as the little bunny charged him, thereby causing it to stop short in bewilderment... who knew a grown man ( other than the BeeGees) could hit those notes?
Y’all have a great way to set the tone for the day!
Good morning!
K’Fpling said, “We should have known something was wrong when we tried to connect our networks with theirs. The way their operating system began to suck away all our system resources should have tipped us off. Windows. GAGH!!!”
Business op: put those on a BIG fridge magnet.
Oh, you can tell by the way I hold my teeth I'm an old man
Every time I sneeze!
I, I, I, I'm
Barely alive
Barely alive.
-Robin Williams as Mork from Ork.
I prefer that my falsetto come from Frankie Vallie, Brian Wilson, or the late Jan Berry. If possible, a pre-August 12, 1966 Jan Berry.
Makes sense. Maybe Wisconsin has smarter cows.
Re: 2018
You are a creative genius!
Re: 2020
You are soooooooo talented!
Thank you for first lol of the day!
The link is to Bad Lip Reading and their, er, interpretation of a song by Ludicrous.
That’s why I keep bringing that passage up.
Now if I could only do something useful. :)
Or, were you not talking about digestion?
Thank my sister, she wrote it.
As for being a genius, uh.. I deny it.
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