OMG...Star Crash was actually on one of the cable channels a couple of months back....David Hasselhoff with a light saber....LMAO!!!!!!!
I just watched it again on Netflix streaming, and I was mistaken about the light saber duels. Actually, it was Marjoe Gortner, the evangelist, who wipes out the troglodytes with the light saber. Hasselhoff actually battles the stop-motion animated "golem" robots with the light saber. It's one of the most memorable bad cinema moments of all time. Starcrash sets all sorts of new standards for bad in almost every scene. From the lite-brite galaxy, to the spaceships assembled from leftover model parts and spray paint cans. It's bad with artistic flair. And the English-as-a-third-language dialog swings between unbearable and hilarious.