[Figment]

“The first time I saw it, I literally fell on the floor laughing from Mrs. Schwartz’s tirade on the phone.”

Listening as the kid gets whipped over the phone always cracks me up

[DJlaysitup]

I love it when they all come down screaming off of Santa’s lap.

Also: “Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie”

...and “I’ts a Clunker!”