A man and his wife came through the front door after a perfectly wonderful time at dinner. Suddenly the woman gave her husband “that look” and said, “Oh, Harold, let’s run right up to our room and make love.”
Harold said, “I’m getting a little old, Dear. We can run up to our room or we can have sex, but not both.”
She said, “Then let’s make love right here on the couch.” So they did.
The hotel owners were not pleased.