Bats and balls are phallic manifestations of a patriarchal, misogynistic culture. Indeed the whole game of baseball with its archaic notions of property (”stealing” bases), violence (”hits”), homo-eroticism (pitching and catching), and mindless competition are obsolete constructs in a post-modern age. The cost of these tools of male oppression shouldn’t be measured in terms of dollars and cents, but in the sufffering and oppression of our sisters around the world.
Impeccable logic.
ROFLMAO! Too funny!
Cheers!