[JRandomFreeper]

so you can imagine the strength of a 400-lb gorilla.

If you know one that's available next spring when I start remodling the parlor, let me know. I'm not looking forward to moving the piano.

Yes... I know gorillas in the parlor are inappropriate, but it's remodling.

/johnny

[TigersEye]

Just make sure none of your friends make any cracks about 'the gorilla in the
middle of the room.' Your remodel could turn into a renovation real fast.

[shibumi]

Just tell him if he wants to keep using it he's got to help.