I used this one today. True story.
I wanted to... really, really wanted to... but my boss is pretty mean and won't let stuff like that fly.
True story
I called in last week - just said I’m not going to make it today. The “why” was not given.
However, the “why” was I was still drunk from the day (and night) before. Figured it best if I just sleep it off.
I know I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, but I really don’t want to do that again.
At least, not right now. I’m too much of an idiot to NOT do it again.
/know thyself