Conspiracy: Does Lindsay Lohan really exist?

12/6/2012 | self

[SkyDancer]

I think the Disney studio made her up out of bit and pieces of whatever was laying around.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

She has been skating for too long. The odds are bound to catch up with her soon.

Anyone for starting a death pool?

[Boogieman]

Drew Barrymore aught to reach out to her and try to talk her down off the ledge. They followed basically the same trajectory, but Drew managed to come out the other side intact.

[Perdogg]

You have inadvertently contributed to her nonexistence existence. By creating a posting about her, you have increased her web potential, therefore making her more powerful.

[KC_Lion]

How do we know we have butts? Its like a Zen riddle. How can we be sure we have butts, if we can never see them!?

[EQAndyBuzz]

They said the same thing about Britney Spears and Nicole Ritchie.

As long as she stays beautiful made up, she will grace the covers of all the mags and pick up roles. She still has about 10 years before she is done.

Then she will pose for Playboy.....

[El Cid]

Hah! WWLLD, and do the opposite. Very good. I think I'll also use your GPM trademark.
Hopefully you don't expect royalties.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

She looks a lot like her mom Dina and has something also from her dad Michael. Plus, her sister Ally looks like her too. So therefore, I don’t think that she’s fabricated.

However, I wanna drink whatever you’re drinking.

[nascarnation]

[Standing Wolf]

For some people—unexpectedly, President You Didn’t Build That comes to mind—there’s no such thing as enough attention.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

"Then she will pose for Playboy Hustler....." Fixed.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

I wonder if Lindsay’s current IRS troubles have anything to do with her going on record as saying she was voting for Romney?

[GeronL]

Um... I actually ran across Playboy TV once or twice.... let me tell you... It IS NOT “softcore” by any means

[illiac]

She is a spoiled Hollywood type who makes her money by taking from our wallets. In fact, that pretty much sums up my opinion about most actors and actresses.....

[RandallFlagg]

Popstar (Click)

[nascarnation]

By 1950s standards, TV14 shows today would be rated “soft core” I’d guess.

[Usagi_yo]

Speaking of saved babes, I saw Winona Ryder at Harrah’s, New Orleans early last summer. She’s gorgious but a bit to tiny. We made eye contact and she gave me an honest smile.

[GeronL]

PLAYBOY TV shows everything but the stainmaker

[1st Division guy]

does anybody out there really give a fiddlers fancy what the hell she does??