At least it isn’t spontaneous fusion, a pesky problem with the 2025 version of Mr. Fusions when installed in a DeLorean. “Honey, there’s a mushroom cloud over the driveway again. The car is gone.”
My company is handing out Ford Escapes exclusively to the field engineers. Oh Well.
That’s just great.
I bought fully loaded Fusion the other day and love how it handles, particulary when going throughcurbs a high speed.
I loved driving on my three race tracks here in Norther KawLeeFawnEeYah on Highwasy 17, 9 and 280.
This thing came with more bells and whistles than I can just learn. Ford called to make an appointment to train me on the thing.
I’m telling you if you need another car don’t pass this up.
Super fun to drive and the grill looks like and Aston Martin.
Hope the recall is no big deal.
Luv it and was going to Half Boon Bay and to watch the oceans waves crash against the cliffs.
Then I was going to drive to a restaurant called the Rock and have a hamburger. This place is so fun to at while the taking a Bloody Mary, Hamburger and French Fries and is over 300 feet above the ocean on a cliff, which has stairs down to the beach.
I’ll deal with recall next week.
If any of you get a chance to drive this thing - Do It!
If you’re blue and you don’t know
where to go to why don’t you go
where fashion sits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Different types who wear a day
coat pants with stripes and cutaway
coat perfect fits
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper
Tryin’ hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let’s mix where Rockefellers
walk with sticks or um-ber-ellas
in their mitts
Puttin’ on the Ritz
Listen to the vid here. Fun:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG3PnQ3tgzY
I love the former Escapes.
I don’t like what they’ve done to the newest incarnation. They’ve neutered the thing into competing with the smaller SUVs like the Rav 4 and Honda CR-V.
It was better when it was still a truck style SUV.
I think I’ll stick with my 87 Chevy pickup with the six cylinder. It just passed 100K. I think I’m safe in not expecting the engine to burn up on me.
“spontaneous engine combustion” by Brittany Hillen.
Journalism Rule #1 from the Old Days: “Never send a woman to report on things thermodynamic or mechanical.”
Now ignored like the Constitution.
Ford Fusion. It’s not just a name, it’s a warning.