Why is it dangerous to be in the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
Because that’s when the elephants are jumping out of the trees.
Why are Pygmies so short?
Because they hang out in the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon.
A liberal from Iowa was on a photo safari in Africa when she came across a dead elephant with a pygmy standing on it.
“What happened to that elephant?” the liberal asked.
“I killed it with my club.”
“That’s amazing How big is your club?”
“Oh, we have about forty members.”