I have never been dependent on the government but since is now being encouraged I plan on being a proud American and take full advantage. Whatever is available I will avail myself to. Food stamps, benefits, tax loopholes, when free medical care comes I will be a one man hospital and take advantage of as many check ups, teeth cleanings and exercise programs as I can snatch. Any little ache I will classify as a disability and take advantage there. I will sue anything that crosses me. I will disown my heritage and claim to be 1/2 Navajo. Let them friggnnn prove it. I have black hair and high cheekbones. I’ll bust this budget all on my lonesome.
Oh yeah!!!! When Free medicine shows up I plan to take more Viagra the LAZ!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds Navajo to me! Go for it!
You don’t even have to be half blood navaho. Lizzie Warren believed without proof that she was 1/32 Cherokee and did not hesitate to claim native American status to further her career...
So from now on, I’m checking the Hispanic box on forms, because I have a great great great grandparent who dressed like a matador in a photo, and had a Spanish last name.
And I’m applying for food stamps asap, as my income is low. Was too proud to do it before, but no more. We need to do all we can to crash this clown car.
LOL!!