Reminds me of the joke about the Union organizer that would not go into any bordello that was not a union shop. Found only one in the whole town. Puts down three times the going rate to show his support for union shops, and asks for the best lady in the house.
He is presented with a shady lady who is ugly and in her 60s. He asks for a younger woman.
“You have to take her,” says the madam. “She has seniority.”