[GreenHornet]

I fully expect someone to bring it into the shop one night on "Pawn Stars":

RICK: "What have you got there?"

CUSTOMER: "The Ark of the Covenant."

RICK: "Where did you get it?"

CUSTOMER: "I picked it up at a garage sale. My wife's been bugging me to get it out of the garage."

RICK: "Yeah, well, before I can make you an offer, I'll need to bring someone in to authenticate it.....Chumley! Get the Pope on the phone!"

[MCH]

LOL! Pretty good.