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I just knew I wasn't a lousy fisherman for never getting big fish, it was global warming all along...
1 posted on 09/30/2012 3:18:47 PM PDT by PROCON
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Can't the alarmists ever look on the bright side?

Smaller fish will take up less volume. That, in turn, will reduce sea level rise. :=)

31 posted on 09/30/2012 4:20:33 PM PDT by Bob
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Neat, I can raise whales in my farm pond.


32 posted on 09/30/2012 4:21:25 PM PDT by razorback-bert (I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
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Climate change 'may shrink fish' (This Is HUGH!)


33 posted on 09/30/2012 4:24:14 PM PDT by JaguarXKE (If my Fluffy had a puppy, it would look like the puppy Obama ate!r)
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Oh God. Does that mean my cod is gonna come in sardine cans now?

How about shrinking politicians?


35 posted on 09/30/2012 4:28:41 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (I will fear no muslim))
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Nonsense. Fish digest foods better in warmer water so any O2 related shrinkage would be offset by increases in body mass. Plus, the sex is better above 70 degrees F (this is highly confidential, nudge nudge, Felix the Comet Goldfish told me that. )


36 posted on 09/30/2012 4:35:04 PM PDT by rfp1234
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Fisherpersons will save money. They can buy 24% smaller hooks and test line.

Can I say fisherpersons? I don't want to offend any nonpersons.

40 posted on 09/30/2012 4:47:23 PM PDT by Know et al (The greatest argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with a voter: Churchill)
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Few people realize that during the Jurassic Period, when CO2 levels were extremely high, the typical dinosaur was only 18” in height.

Tyrannosaurus Rex was only the size of a standard dachshund mix that walked on his hind legs because it had really short front legs, had a big fat tail but no fur, was kind of green in color, and would not retrieve squeaky toys.

All because of CO2. Global Warming scientists know this stuff. Because it’s like, science.


41 posted on 09/30/2012 4:49:44 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (DIY Bumper Sticker: "THREE TIMES,/ DEMOCRATS/ REJECTED GOD")
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Only the live ones or future generations?

Maybe they are acquiescing to Michelle Obama's admonition and just growing into smaller portions.

43 posted on 09/30/2012 5:14:50 PM PDT by stevem
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Obama promised to make the oceans smaller. Perhaps there is only room for smaller fish.


44 posted on 09/30/2012 5:17:41 PM PDT by stevem
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not 10% or 20%... 24%

83% of these numbers are made up (including mine)


45 posted on 09/30/2012 5:50:13 PM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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Fish species are expected to shrink in size by up to 24% because of global warming, say scientists.

Whew! I was worried they would shrink by 25%, but since it's only 24%, we should be ok.

51 posted on 09/30/2012 8:31:12 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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52 posted on 10/01/2012 12:16:11 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
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