Dave Barry refers to lobsters as looking like “giant river roaches.” Gimme yogurt and granola w/raisins and sunflower seeds (shelled) and I’m in heaven. Also salad piled high w/bleu cheese dressing over piles of shredded cheddar, sunflour seeds, and whatever else crunchy is available, followed by several desserts (chocolate, ice cream, dookies, etc.) Worked out w/power lifters who ate refritos on a regular basis. You just have to figure out the combination of nutrients which enables you to function most effectively.
Off to feed Horsey Lou.