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facebood (Let's have a rousing FR welcome for the Drunken N00b)
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Posted on 09/28/2012 6:49:57 PM PDT by Solomon8522

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To: Monkey Face

*crickets* ?


6,701 posted on 01/03/2013 6:51:28 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Back from the Edge of the World, the results may shock you!)
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To: Monkey Face

6,702 posted on 01/03/2013 6:52:27 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: NicknamedBob
Alternatively, I saw what you did there.

Hah. You would have expired on account of boredom.

6,703 posted on 01/03/2013 6:55:10 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: JoeProBono; All

*snorkle chortle*
Goodnight and sweet dreams, y’all!


6,704 posted on 01/03/2013 6:59:03 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; moose07

Ooh, wait—forgot to tell you about our big score today: we bought a dozen 8 oz bars of cream cheese for fifty cents apiece! You know what that means: cheesecake, Danish cheese pastry, creamed kale that’s bad for you, etc.! Yahoo!
Now I don’t know if I can get to sleep secondary to the excitement! Creative visualization: think of dozens of bars of cream cheese floating in a beautiful blue lagoon wherein all the water creatures are peaceful, happy, and don’t eat each other....


6,705 posted on 01/03/2013 7:04:28 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: JoeProBono

OMG!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Where DO you get this $7!1? ( No 7734, upside-down and backwards!)

HALP!


6,706 posted on 01/03/2013 7:12:36 PM PST by Monkey Face (It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle)
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To: Silentgypsy
Cream cheese can be transformed into a multitude of wondrous things! I have no illusions.

Soon, I'm going to bed and will watch Rocky & Bullwinkle & Friends and I will tell all what a great thing “innocence” is.

6,707 posted on 01/03/2013 7:21:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle)
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To: Silentgypsy
cream cheese

I wish you all the best with that.
Can't stand the stuff myself.
It looks good on the plate, but fails to pass some sort of analysis.
Usually texture.

6,708 posted on 01/03/2013 7:25:37 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Back from the Edge of the World, the results may shock you!)
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6,709 posted on 01/03/2013 8:09:12 PM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
LOL, yes Joe, it looks lovely.
Please, don't let me stop you.
Bon appetit.
:)

6,710 posted on 01/03/2013 8:49:40 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Back from the Edge of the World, the results may shock you!)
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6,711 posted on 01/04/2013 3:10:27 AM PST by Tax-chick (Mostly just confused.)
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6,712 posted on 01/04/2013 3:16:44 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Achmed said, “Are you terrified yet?”

“Not really, no,” Jeff responded.

“How about now?”


6,713 posted on 01/04/2013 6:55:56 AM PST by NicknamedBob (When you've forgotten your drink, you've had enough! ... Unless it's coffee -- then you need more!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Good morning. It’s cold here. Shannon has fluffed herself into a large, insulated catball, and Jake is in bed with several blankets.

There are nice sunbeams. I miss Ash.


6,714 posted on 01/04/2013 6:59:03 AM PST by Tax-chick (Mostly just confused.)
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To: Tax-chick

It’s 26 degrees outside. I need to go back to Walmart, as I just replaced the third lightbulb in two days, and have none left to replace them with. But I’m not brave enough to get out in the cold and make that mile walk again.

The sun is peeking over the roof of the building to the east, and that may warm up the outsides a little. The Stig doesn’t care. He sings anyway.

I wish I had a fur coat that I could floof up and make me warm in a sunbean.

*hug for Ash*


6,715 posted on 01/04/2013 7:39:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m going for a 5mi hike for groceries after I have my coffee, but it’s not 26 out tho...60s.


6,716 posted on 01/04/2013 7:48:15 AM PST by fattigermaster
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To: Silentgypsy

Yes, I still have difficulty fallling asleep after that.


6,717 posted on 01/04/2013 8:01:54 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; fanfan; Tax-chick

It’s cold here too, but I’m heading for a place that’s colder; the wilds of Pennsylvania, where internet is by carrier pigeon.

I’ll give you a report in a week or so.


6,718 posted on 01/04/2013 8:41:23 AM PST by NicknamedBob (When you've forgotten your drink, you've had enough! ... Unless it's coffee -- then you need more!!)
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To: NicknamedBob

If you find any Mi-Go or Shoggoths do NOT tell them where I am.
Also, don’t bare knuckle fight any oversized leporids or enter any binding contracts with a mustelid.
Worse than gnomes those things.


6,719 posted on 01/04/2013 8:46:45 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: fattigermaster

It’s 27, now. Still not warm enough for me to hike it to Walmart. *sheesh*

Time for some tea, I think. Maybe I’ll warm up!


6,720 posted on 01/04/2013 8:53:20 AM PST by Monkey Face (It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. Aristotle)
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