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facebood (Let's have a rousing FR welcome for the Drunken N00b)
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Posted on 09/28/2012 6:49:57 PM PDT by Solomon8522

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To: ColdOne

I know, but coupled with my coffee it may be a patented Bad Idea.


4,221 posted on 12/03/2012 10:59:23 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Four cups of Darkshearean brew total.
One cup for the actual cooking of the short ribs.

And then the end of the world shall come.


4,222 posted on 12/03/2012 11:00:40 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Kewl


4,223 posted on 12/03/2012 11:01:06 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: Darksheare

That 4th cup was the killer....


4,224 posted on 12/03/2012 11:06:27 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker
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To: stephenjohnbanker

And HOW!

I shouldn’t have, but when I was going through check-out, the mag just jumped into my cart. I mean, what could I do?

;o]


4,225 posted on 12/03/2012 11:09:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (It's not easy taking problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.)
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To: Monkey Face
Mental outlook and pain vary from day to day. Progress is slow and I have more surgeries to go.

My left hand/fingers are in a CPM machine as I post this.

However, it's a Blessing to be here.

4,226 posted on 12/03/2012 11:11:09 AM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Darksheare
but coupled with my coffee it may be a patented Bad Idea.why?
4,227 posted on 12/03/2012 11:13:57 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eatl my dog!)
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To: Scoutmaster

Well. You sound GOOD. Not great, but much better than your last visit here. It is a good sign! Healing is slow and those of us with no patience for debilities can’t make it happen soon enough.

I’m glad to see you, and to know that you are feeling well enough to not only post, but to add a little humor. It means a lot, and I will keep you on my personal prayer list.

;o]

(Tagline)


4,228 posted on 12/03/2012 11:19:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (Help stamp out and abolish superfluous redundancy.)
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To: Darksheare

Does this work well with cow as well as bison?


4,229 posted on 12/03/2012 11:23:38 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (2 Corinthians 4:8)
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To: Tax-chick
Oh noes.

A truck is now unloading Big Rocks in my neighbors' yard. My neighbors like lawn decorations and structures.

They like lawn decorations and structures muy most muchly.

Lotsa Big Rocks. I wonder: to what purpose?

4,230 posted on 12/03/2012 11:24:47 AM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob
Please define “shenanigans.”

The first rule of Shenanigans is: You do not talk about Shenanigans.

4,231 posted on 12/03/2012 11:29:48 AM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
...Lotsa Big Rocks. I wonder: to what purpose?

Probably to hide the evidence. ;o]

4,232 posted on 12/03/2012 11:34:50 AM PST by Monkey Face (Help stamp out and abolish superfluous redundancy.)
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To: Darksheare

Do you know how far I’d have to drive to shoot a bison?


4,233 posted on 12/03/2012 11:53:04 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase; Darksheare
Do you know how far I’d have to drive to shoot a bison?

Why don't you get the guys on Duck Dynasty to make you a bison call?

A really loud bison call.

4,234 posted on 12/03/2012 12:57:36 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Maybe they’re building a Lourdes Grotto.


4,235 posted on 12/03/2012 1:02:47 PM PST by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Rebelbase; Scoutmaster; Darksheare

Maybe the recipe would work with Musk Ox, too.


4,236 posted on 12/03/2012 1:05:43 PM PST by Tax-chick (Dan, is that your eyeball on the floor?)
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To: Tax-chick
Maybe they’re building a Lourdes Grotto.

Perhaps. Or a scale model of the pyramids at Giza. It would take a lot to surprise me. Due to the lawn decorations and structures the house is used to give directions in the neighborhood.

4,237 posted on 12/03/2012 1:10:46 PM PST by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Darksheare

4,238 posted on 12/03/2012 2:41:45 PM PST by moose07 (The truth will out, one day.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
"Lotsa Big Rocks. I wonder: to what purpose?"

If you happen to see a trebuchet under construction, um, plan a vacation.

4,239 posted on 12/03/2012 2:52:51 PM PST by NicknamedBob ("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
Do passports involve groping?

Only if you use one to get across the border.

4,240 posted on 12/03/2012 2:54:15 PM PST by fanfan ("But if Muslims were asked to go to church on Sunday and take Holy Communion there would be war.")
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