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Posted on 09/28/2012 6:49:57 PM PDT by Solomon8522
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: facebood; freerepublim; ibtz; littler; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; oktoberfest; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; vikingkitties; zot
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To: moose07
I can think of lots of ways I would be likely to get in trouble “over there”.
I will keep that in mind should the need arise.
4,181
posted on
12/02/2012 7:54:56 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
To: NicknamedBob; moose07; ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; no-to-illegals; ...
4,182
posted on
12/03/2012 2:37:12 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Did you dust your ceiling-fan blades? Now it's too late!)
To: ThomasThomas
4,183
posted on
12/03/2012 2:40:14 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Did you dust your ceiling-fan blades? Now it's too late!)
To: Tax-chick
Where have I seen that look before? Ah. Now I recall...*shudder* I can’t say it.
4,184
posted on
12/03/2012 4:46:27 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(It's not easy taking problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.)
To: Monkey Face
Morning! It’s a little like the eyes of young Tom, looming over the edge of the dinner table.
4,185
posted on
12/03/2012 4:48:24 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Did you dust your ceiling-fan blades? Now it's too late!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
Tom must have really practiced his looming.
4,186
posted on
12/03/2012 4:57:03 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
To: Tax-chick
I’ve seen those eyes, as well! LOL!
It will soon be time for me to head out the door to Walmart. I wish I were done so I could see what the damages are. *sigh*
4,187
posted on
12/03/2012 4:58:17 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(It's not easy taking problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.)
To: Monkey Face
Like a vulture.
I plan to stop at Family Dollar for some paper plates and crayons.
4,188
posted on
12/03/2012 5:03:41 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Did you dust your ceiling-fan blades? Now it's too late!)
To: NicknamedBob
Tom is a disturbing presence in one’s peripheral vision.
4,189
posted on
12/03/2012 5:04:51 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Did you dust your ceiling-fan blades? Now it's too late!)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
I get that.
It is marginally better than being a disturbing presence in one's direct vision.
4,190
posted on
12/03/2012 5:14:08 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
("P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face
Things moving around in the periphery, between my glasses and, say, my ear, make me dizzy and nauseous. Even when they’re not Tom.
4,191
posted on
12/03/2012 5:25:06 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Te amo mas que a mi vida, Kathleen.)
To: Tax-chick; All
Oh, that absolutely nails it lol! Facebood, y’all!
4,192
posted on
12/03/2012 6:25:23 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Monkey Face
Candid Camera did a skit involving the Department of Unexplained Happenings (DUH). They did aerial photos of crop circles and explained to residents of the area that extraterrestrials were responsible for them since obviously no human could create so perfect a circle. The residents tried to be very polite to them.
4,193
posted on
12/03/2012 6:34:18 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Tax-chick
4,194
posted on
12/03/2012 6:40:05 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Tax-chick
OTOH, at least you don’t have glaucoma (if that what the test that flashes all the crazy lights in your periphery means.)
OTOH, maybe your middle ear needs a tuneup. (Compliments of Fractured Facebood Diagnostics, Inc.)
4,195
posted on
12/03/2012 6:44:42 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: NicknamedBob
Morning. Facebood. Chores. Unnnnngh.
4,196
posted on
12/03/2012 6:54:09 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; moose07; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Silentgypsy
” I never do shenanigans.”
Try it, it ain’t bad.
To: moose07
Seems like he does, he’s bloated and often incoherent enough to be atmosphere deprived.
4,198
posted on
12/03/2012 7:31:26 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Tax-chick
Looming is an underrated skill, but the BSA doesn't have a merit badge for it.
We could start a petition!
4,199
posted on
12/03/2012 8:21:15 AM PST
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Always had the feeling you’re my kinda person. :)
4,200
posted on
12/03/2012 8:30:15 AM PST
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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