facebood (Let's have a rousing FR welcome for the Drunken N00b)

Free Republim | May 2003 | Sam

[Solomon8522]

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[Dead Corpse]

Mixed syntax. Lack of upper case letter on leading sentence. Indecision. Misplaced time...

Good. The serum seems to be taking affect. We'll need to administer another dose in two hours or you may experience rapid blood loss...

Either that, or you are in the control group. The labels got mixed up so it's kind of hard to tell...

[no-to-illegals]

and was thinking there was a moral in there somewhere. No moral, no gain. No zer0, plenty of gain. Want some detergent? Had some left over after doing laundry.

[Monkey Face]

You mean...? I may really be AB Normal? YAY!!!

[Dead Corpse]

Soap... Hhmmmm...

No. You should be able to use soap without exploding...

[Dead Corpse]

I have no idea. We're still trying to come up with a working definition of what "normal" actually is.

Seems to be a sliding scale involving amount of sleep, alcohol, and wool socks...

[no-to-illegals]

don't be too happy. There are those of us in the AB non-normal. It makes me happy I will not be normalized. oh btw ... glad you made it back safe from the shopping trip; am out of detergent. May I borrow some? Prefer gain, tastes great, and less suds. Therefore less frothing from the mouth.

[Monkey Face]

You should have told me you needed detergent before I left. I DID get some, and some dryer sheets, but it’s all Arm & Hammer. Sorry. Maybe next time...

Biodegradable and all that. Also goes well with muffins.

[Monkey Face]

Wool socks? I’m alletgic to wool. I did get some aloe-infused socks at Wally World, but you probably wouldn’t like the colors: Hot pink and neon green! That way, folks can hear me coming.

I want no heart attacks while I’m on duty! It’s tough to pack those old folks around with the fireman carry.

[no-to-illegals]

Arm and Hammer? Hey, there's not a sickle on that label is there? Have I just been informed, I shutter to think, soviets are on this ship? I like muffins though. Have any with files inside? Seeking one on putin. Heard he maybe is kgb. Most females am speaking with say yep, kool good body. That putin, such a trickster.

[Dead Corpse]

Well, our methodology for confirming our hypothesis may not have follow as strict of a protocol as we could have used...

Let me check my notes and I'll get back to you... That way, folks can hear me coming.

Joke potential there is good. I think in the interest of propriety, I'll pass on this one. ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

I just need some place to post this one... Apropos of nothing.

[Tax-chick]

Not MY spiders!

[Monkey Face]

...I think in the interest of propriety, I'll pass on this one. ;-)

As did I...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Ahyezzz...the scary-happy baby. The joke is on him, yes? Too bad we didn’t have videos back in the day... Writing stuff down takes time and loses something in translation.

[Monkey Face]

Better late than never: My son had a cat he named Beaker because of the noises the little critter made.

[Dead Corpse]

Weird, I had a cat named Winchester... Completely different reason though.

[Monkey Face]

I want a dog I can name Glock...or even Luger. Better yet, I would like to have something I can hold...

In the meantime, I may be reduced to finding marbles to shoot at intruders...the ol' Dead Eye 'Face 1.5. Yah. Like that. Sling shots rock!

[Tax-chick]

We used to call Bill “Beaker,” sometimes, back when we also called him “Billy.”

Elen and I have started working on our One Year Adventure Novel again. There was a break, because I was having some personal things going on and couldn’t deal with having my heroine as a depressed, “How can I work this out so I die heroically?” person.

I’m feeling better now, so my heroine is a little more upbeat!

[Tax-chick]

Anoreth had an officer on the MELLON who called her “German gun.” It’s a pun on her Dad’s last name, which is not “Luger” but similar.

[Monkey Face]

If you need encouragement, check my blog. The herione is NEVER depressed! Ill, busy, side-tracked, in a fuddle...but always, ALWAYS optimistic!

When life gives her lemons, she makes lemon meringue pie! ;o])