[Sarajevo]

Gramma' always told me that I shouldn't pout or a rooster would land on my nose and poop on my lip. That darn rooster was big, too!

Of course, Grandpa told me that I could salt a bird's tail-feathers and it couldn't fly. I don't know how much time I spent with the saltshaker trying to get near those birds

I always thought the Robot in "Lost In Space" had a guy inside.

[Safetgiver]

I always thought the Robot in “Lost In Space” had a guy inside.....I always thought Flipper was Lassy in a fish suit.