[CJ Wolf]

My Dad came in one night and said he was going to make tacos. I said “I want one!”. Was very disappointed when I found out they weren't walki-talkies.

[goat granny]

My sons, middle son was named Matthew...my daughters little girl called him Mathme..took a long time to get her to understand Matthew didn’t mean Math me (as herself). The other one we still tease her about, after standing for a long time for a ride in Disneyworld, she yelled out.....
This wine is to wong.....When her rabbit died, she said....he’s not dead he’s just wazy...