Telling the Creator how He should have made us, rather than recognizing the way he actually did it mocks Him.
Ah ha!!!! The Creator sent His word to His elect to Write down, to tell us what He did. The Adam was not living ... or alive until the 'breath of life' literally means soul, was breathed into his nostrils. Further in the original state the Adam was formed, was changed in the first recorded 'surgery'. A curve was removed from the Adam to form the woman. So is that original state allowed for in the meandering mutating process of evolution.
There is no way evolution happened the way flesh beings claim it did. Any Christian worth his/her salt knows that Christ did not come about from the process of evolution.