“Jumpier than a one legged man in a roach stomping contest. “
“happy as a peetie bird”
“he don’t know up from izzard”
“saucered and blowed” (a texas style of coffee drinking from a saucer,not cup)
Every things ticket boo (a Canadian saying meaning all is better than OK)
My dads favorite was....thats as useless as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest..
Stop yelling, it makes you sound like a fishwife