“Cold as a witches teat.”
“Colder’n a well digger’s a**.”
Colder than a witches teat in a brass bra.
have to laugh at colder than a well diggers a$$. Back in the days when wells were dug by hand..
My husband had to dig a 6 foot hole to put up a new phone pole to get electricty to barn after a bad storm....I was helping bale out the water(high water table) and he made the comment, damn my a$$ is getting cold....Ilaughed for quite a while...he didn’t know why..His family were all city people