[llevrok]

My Grandmother would always say .....

My brother in law's mom, who is 90 something, will comment when she sees an ugly and/or old man with a younger, pretty girl friend :"Well, he's either got money or a wart !"

[boatbums]

She’s so late her relatives must have come over on the Juneflower.

[boatbums]

Actually, now that I think about it more,

“She's so late her ancestors must have come over on the Juneflower.