“It’s hotter in the country than it is in the summertime.”
That so much reminds me of my late great grand father.
“Do you live around here or do you ride a bicycle?”
Lower’n a snake in a wagon rut.
Hunker down like a jackass in a hailstorm.
Tighter’n a crab’s ass...and that’s water tight.
Quicker’n you can spit and holler howdy.
I’ll be no farther away than two hoots and half a holler.
hehe, That’s classic. I’m gonna use that one.