[workerbee]

“That boy don’t have the sense that God gave a democrat.”

LOL, I've heard variations of that, too. Most ended with "... gave a mule" or "....gave a mosquito" or "...gave a sheep."

I guess those are all good stand-ins for Democrat! :-)

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

This guy I know told his brother in law
“You’re just like a goose, you wake up in a whole new world every day”.