[21twelve]

An old boss of mine after working stooped over for long periods and saying he needed to stretch or else :

“I’ll look like a monkey humping a jug” or

“I’ll look like my tie is caught in my zipper.”

(I like the first one better!)

[Pharmboy]

These are great, folks, a few made me laugh and a few made me grin. And I just remembered one I heard from a construction guy in upstate NY (Delaware County):

"It's colder than a well digger's *ss."

[DooDahhhh]

We actually bought a T Shirt in Bejiing that had a monkey humping Sponge Bob.