[BwanaNdege]

From an old USMC buddy from South Alabama, when asked if he wanted to go do something:

“Well, I can’t dance, it’s too wet to plow and too windy to stack BBs!”

Speaking of BB’s, someone who was not very bright:

“The size of his brain in his skull was like a BB rolling around inside the SuperDome.”

[llevrok]

or his brain was like a BB in a box car

[boatbums]

If brains were gas, you wouldn't have enough to drive a pissant’s motorcycle around a BB.

[boatbums]

Our sailboat had a LOT of storage drawers in the cabin. I used to say, “She’s got more drawers than Fruit of the Loom!”