Hypothetical Question;If Aliens Came To Your Door&Said:Take Me To Your Leader.What Do You Do?

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

And where does David Axlerod live?

[Vendome]

I would hit them in the head with a rock and see what happens...

[Daffynition]

They've already been here. They were pushing some brochures for the Hussein race. Should I have detained them?

[DesertRhino]

I’d say “Well i’ll be damn son, this is your lucky day, I’M the leader, so come come on in. You kids have whiskey on Mars? Taste this”.

Then i’d tell them how our society is under attack from these SOBs in a place called DC, and does he have some sorta ray gun?

That’d be one fun night.

[Revolting cat!]

So far, the aliens at my door have been Scientologists!

[numberonepal]

Honey! There’s someone at the door for you.

[Jonty30]

Give them a bottle of BBQ sauce and a map.

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

too funny, send them to Rahms office in Chicago, he opens the door, wearing only his underwear,meanwhile the aliens can see “Soft Midget Porn” playing on Rahms PC.

[fatima]

It’s easy,Kneel down on the grass,hold hands and say the Our Father.

[Yardstick]

Make small talk until the cat’s done with her nap.

[GraceG]

I would take them to Valerie Jarrett, but I think she is an alien already.

[MCH]

Strictly speaking, I guess we take them to Valerie Jarret. Maybe they fry her @ss for being so damned stupid.

[blueunicorn6]

I’d say, “OK, but first I get to drive your spaceship.” Then,when we got to around Jupiter, I’d yell, “Chinese fire drill!”, and when they all jumped out, I’d drive off with their spaceship. Then, that stinkin’ Fred and his Corvette would be eating my dust for a change. Turbo charge this, Fred! Man...what if it had lasers? Old Fred’s Corvette would be a puddle of plastic.

[Bringbackthedraft]

First I would ask; “Are you here to serve man?”
If it/he/she says yes, then I would tell it/him/her to help themselves at 1600 Pennsylvanian Ave. Washington DC.

[ApplegateRanch]

Introduce them to my cats?

[Daffynition]

...howz 'bout the laundry room?

[ApplegateRanch]

Throwing rocks is probably okay; just don't try shaking hands...

[Vendome]

LOL

[Ryan_Rubio_2016]

Greg Gutfeld? or his ferret “Captain Sparkels”?

[PAR]

What you say is “forget that, get me out of this hell hole - let’s go back to wherever you came from.”