[Cicero]

You took the words from my mouth. What a terrible waste of bacon!

[piasa]

The semi-sacred secondary text of High Holy Rollerism, according to the Synod of Redneck Ridge, declares that it is sacrilege to soil thick sliced bacon with the unholy written rantings of furriners, particularly the more primitive cultures of Jihadis.

But thin-sliced bacon and turey bacon are acceptable ways to bless these texts provided you cleanse yourself with shine afterwards, and howl three times the sacred rebel yell at the first crescent moon.

[Focault's Pendulum]