[trisham]

Poor thing.

[eyedigress]

Older phones eh.......I guess she is a modulation expert now.

[moose07]

Note mark

[ColdOne]

I better not say a thing here. Really I would like to but I won’t.

[dfwgator]

The singer says it became difficult to carry on normal conversations ... claiming she felt "mushy" ...

Could have been the drugs.

[null and void]

I’d have guessed excessive toilet paper usage...

[youngidiot]

There's lots of people that believe that cell phones cause tumors. That doesn't make it so. Their belief is based on ignorance. Cell phones don't have the power to break up cells - no matter how long you use them. Just as lukewarm water won't burn the meat off your arm, even if you let the water run over your arm for years on end.

[circlecity]

Yes Sheryl. The cell phone. I’m sure that’s it.

[LukeL]

the radiation from cell phones cannot penetrate the human skull. Second the radiation is too weak and the wave length too long to damage DNA. This doesn’t even consider the constant radio waves that are around us every second

[illiac]

“...benign tumor in her brain...”

She has a brain? Who knew?

[ducttape45]

Maybe it’s because she’s only using one sheet of toilet paper per visit?

[UB355]

phoners

A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.

urban dictionary

[UB355]

phoners

A phoner is a someone who has entered a store of some type while on their cellular device and who then attempts to perform some form of business transaction with a clerk. They use rudimentary forms of gestures and facial expressions to try and inform the clerk of the item they would like to purchase. They rarely use words and if they do it is in low tones, so that they are not rude to the person on the other end of their conversation, but also so they will be nearly inaudible to the clerk.

urban dictionary

[UB355]

Crow just appeared on Katie Couric’s new show ? What am I missing ?

[Dacula]

Dry your tears with your one piece of toilet paper.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Tumor in her "cell phone area" - I'm sure neurologists haven't really mapped out that as an area of the brain, but it may explain why she is a wacked out lib that takes it upon herself to tell people to vote for a foreign socialist.

Which area did Idiot Joe Biden have lobotomized?

[RatSlayer]

This fits right in with the “Are Democrats Really the “Pro-Science” Party?” thread.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2929127/posts

I wish I could edit my post and add this one to my list of crap that primarily only lefties believe in.

And this one reminds me of all the lefties that claim that power lines cause all kinds of medical conditions.

[GeronL]

maybe it was caused by being really really stupid??

[Michael Barnes]

Not much for the tumor to feed on; blood supply is pretty sparse in that neck of the woods. Outside that, Crowe? Flap jacks. that is all.

[rabidralph]

What about bodily fluids from the drugged up cyclist she was sleeping with?