[thulldud]

Headline: "Passengers Certain To Die"

Headline: "Airline Negligent"

Johnny: "There's a sale at Penney's!"

[DManA]

Headline National Enquirer - boy trapped in refrigerator chews own leg off.

[CrazyIvan]

Wasn’t that when they showed all the headlines and the Enquirer was “Boy locked in frig eats own foot”?

[LdSentinal]

Headline: "Passengers Certain To Die"
Headline: "Airline Negligent"
Johnny: "There's a sale at Penney's!"

Funniest lines ever, IMO.