Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[Silentgypsy]

Jeet?

[Silentgypsy]

Starvation diets? Don’t they have 3D printers that can rustle up a meal or something?

C U l8r.

[Monkey Face]

Good morning, sister-girl!

*hugs*

I hope you’re feeling much better today. How is the pain in your arm?

[Monkey Face]

No. Joo?

[Monkey Face]

Welp. I went to the monthly meeting and cornered the maintenance foreman about my sinks. He said, and I quote, “Both sinks? If it was both sinks it should have been listed as an emergency. Instead, it was listed as ‘urgent.’ I’ll have Jorge come over after his lunch.”

What more can I ask for? It was the CSR’s fault for not taking the time to get the correct information. Or blowing off the urgency of it. Either way, I need to write a letter and ask who is training the CSR’s who man the maintenance line.

So I wait.

[Darksheare]

“ask who is training the CSR’s who man the maintenance line.”

Zombies.

Definitely zombies.

[Monkey Face]

I think zombies could do a better job...at least they have a desire to be animated...

[Silentgypsy]

Mnh.

[Silentgypsy]

Finally getting the hang of this place. I knew you posted this before scrolling down to see sig line. What’s the word?

[Cyber Liberty]

(I’m waiting for the water to begin to froth and reek, like the Bog of Incredible Stench.)

You have a lot more patience than I. I would have resorted to explosives way before now.

[Darksheare]

Well, maybe.
I’ve known some government zombies who couldn’t be bothered to act animated let alone aspire to be animated.

[Darksheare]

Customer Service Reps are zombies, basically.
Only without the wherewithal to say “Braaaaaains!”

[ColdOne]

Howdy!! Helicopters today have been working since 10am. They have been using helicopters for 3 days. It is a wonderful sight to see, because I know they are really trying to stop the fire.

It only grew 150 acres in 24hrs so this is good. Still no rain in sight.

The helicopters get water 150 yards from my place. They used 5 helis 2 days ago. Just a update for you all.

[Monkey Face]

I would have, as well, but this is government housing, and I will have to pay for the damage. Still, I would like to have used Liquid Plumb-R on it LONG before now!

I used a quart of vinegar and a box of baking soda (this time) and a plunger in between applications. But what it did, apparently, was to loosen up all the gunk of all the previous tenants and clog up the drain beyond the traps.

Otherwise, only one sink would be clogged.

[Cyber Liberty]

Yeah, they’re gonna have to snake it.

[Monkey Face]

Doing so as we speak. I had to go get a mask and cover The Stig. UGH!

[Monkey Face]

Thanks, Sweetie! I have been praying, knowing all will be well, but it is good to hear from you!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I called SS shortly after my husband died, and was going to apply for his benefits. (My income at the time was $186 a month disability.)

I gave him my info, and he said, “we can take care of that for you.” I said, “How can you take care of it when I haven’t even told you what I need?” The Bestid put me on permahold.

As Irish would say, “Ejit!”

[Tax-chick]

Afternoon, everyone. I’m glad to hear the standing-water zombies are resolving Bill off to Zambia ...

Kathleen and Jake and I and a pile of dogs had a Nap Attack.

[ColdOne]

;) helicopters have been flying over the house since 10am with buckets...it is a great sight to see also NO SMOKE TODAY!!!!

Say hello to stig for me!!!!