Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[Tax-chick]

We’re so used to cat fur that it doesn’t even register, but the presence of a long-haired dog makes a real difference.

[Tax-chick]

I’m always pleasantly surprised when I manage to upload pictures successfully.

Those are beautiful cars. I’ll have to show all the pics to the byos later. Was that a DeLorean I saw? It looks like it’s moving when it isn’t!

[Monkey Face]

Yes, that was a DeLorean! It was actually one of two at Barrett-Jackson, but to my surprise, there was a third one here, in little dinky Hooterville!

I know not many were made, and there is quite a scandal behind the manufacturing of said cars, but I will have to look it up, I guess.

[LibreOuMort]

Taaa taaa taaa ta-daaaaaaaaaaaa! Good morning to you :-)

[Monkey Face]

Looky who’s here!

*HUG*

How are you doing? Did you see my piccies? (Post 719)

[Tax-chick]

Morning (for a few more minutes, Eastern time). I chose that kitteh for his exceptionally smug expression.

I’m not sure how our schedule for the rest of day is going to work without bilocation, so if I don’t come back, it wasn’t you ...

[ColdOne]

The winds have picked up big time today. The fire is 3 miles away from town. Really bad smoke right now. Road still closed. Phones have been on.

[null and void]

Cut out the middleman.

Vacuum the cat.

[trisham]

What a happy cat!

[Tax-chick]

Nothing makes a cat happier than being where he shouldn’t be!

We have too many dogs this week: our poor old greyhound and Anoreth’s husky. The husky is gorgeous, of course - she’s a retired breeder from a show kennel - but she sheds like a snowstorm.

[Darksheare]

“Don’t just stand there, invite Altariel over to the Undead Thread...”

I dunno, the place is weird, strange things happen over there.
And the walls talk!
They have nothing to say except bad Elvis impersonations, but they talk incessantly!

[null and void]

And your point is?

[Darksheare]

” sheds like a snowstorm.”

Has Jake taken offense over being shed on yet?

[null and void]

Yikes!

[Tax-chick]

Jake is spending his days upstairs and his nights outside until the unwelcome guest leaves.

[Darksheare]

So he is no fan of “that drooling walking rug”?
So Jake is a dog breedist, he only likes certain dogs?

Has he done an outraged huff?
[My Kearen did an outraged huff that made it sound like she was saying “Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!” I’d dared to move her toys.]

[Darksheare]

Uh.. I dunno!
*(Unseen force grabs D-Sheare and tosses him into the ravine!}*

[Tax-chick]

Piper doesn’t drool much - and neither does Ash, for a hound - but she’s a strange large mammal and smells funny. Ash was already here when we got Jake as a kitten, so she’s “furniture” to him, unless they’re in the kitchen competing for meat. Piper is Something Else.

Jake tried to pee in the laundry basket to show his displeasure, but I grabbed him and put him outside. No outraged Huff, but lots of *sniff sniff* “Meh ...”.

[Darksheare]

“Piper is Something Else”

Jake is convinced that Piper is from some otherly place and thus is an abomination?
Yowzers.
Remind me not to introduce Jake kitty to the Cthulhu mythos.

[trisham]

Huskies are gorgeous, but then, so are greyhounds. I may be a bit partial. :)

Our dogs have short hair, but the amount that they shed is almost beyond belief.

(could the problem be related to my poor housekeeping?)