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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.

Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.

However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.

The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.

When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.

However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.

Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.

He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."

The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.

The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.


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To: stephenjohnbanker
I caught 1200.

Be careful. I have it on good authority that Fish and Game has a strict limit--1000 ZZZ's per season. Wonder what the penalty is?

561 posted on 09/19/2012 8:41:44 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face
you’ll get a free dozen!

OK, so you're like kidding me so that I go to Krispy Kreme in my pirate costume demanding free donuts? You'd better be prepared to post bail, young lady.

562 posted on 09/19/2012 8:44:51 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; stephenjohnbanker

“Wonder what the penalty is?”

Being forced to watch Teletubbies and Boobah for four hours.
They’re serious!


563 posted on 09/19/2012 8:45:51 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: null and void

Good luck! (Keeping all appendages and eyes crossed for you.)


564 posted on 09/19/2012 8:46:38 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Got any 5’s?


565 posted on 09/19/2012 8:46:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

“Talk like A Pirate”, sez ye?

Well, sairtainly, sez I, an’ wi’ a flagon o’ ale, devil a’ doubt, to whet our thirst, wi’a curse, an’ King’s Favor be t’all!


566 posted on 09/19/2012 8:47:45 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Darksheare; Silentgypsy

“Wonder what the penalty is?”

Being forced to watch Teletubbies and Boobah for four hours.
They’re serious!”

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


567 posted on 09/19/2012 9:11:29 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; Silentgypsy

Don’t answer the door!


568 posted on 09/19/2012 9:15:52 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Go fish!


569 posted on 09/19/2012 9:16:56 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks. Arrived alive. Now waiting...


570 posted on 09/19/2012 9:21:33 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1339 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

“Jury nullification”


571 posted on 09/19/2012 9:25:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Doesn’t look like that will be an issue here, nor has her honor spoken against it. Please no questions about the case, etc. I can talk freely after it’s over, not now.


572 posted on 09/19/2012 9:28:50 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1339 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

Here in NY it wouldn’t matter much.
Have a pleasant day.
And may it not be too irritating.


573 posted on 09/19/2012 9:30:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

” Don’t answer the door!”

Who can it be now ?


574 posted on 09/19/2012 9:34:19 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Arrrrr...got it marked on my calendar for next year so I can post for days in excited anticipation.....


575 posted on 09/19/2012 9:35:50 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

“Men at Work” looking for Z poachers!


576 posted on 09/19/2012 9:39:50 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Dead Corpse
My Alter Ego - Dirty Bess Bonney My alter ego, "Dirty Bess Bonney"
577 posted on 09/19/2012 9:41:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

A femme fatale!


578 posted on 09/19/2012 9:45:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Darksheare

I won’t answer the door....


579 posted on 09/19/2012 9:48:36 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Monkey Face
Yar!

Yar I say!

580 posted on 09/19/2012 9:49:11 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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