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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.

Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.

However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.

The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.

When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.

However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.

Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.

He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."

The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.

The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.


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To: NicknamedBob

Perhaps there was a Primitive Baptist connection somewhere.


421 posted on 09/16/2012 6:10:52 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: ThomasThomas

Cozy ride.


422 posted on 09/16/2012 6:15:43 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Darksheare
"Did that box just snarl at me?"

Look, if a washing machine was aggressive toward you, why would you doubt that a box would snarl?

423 posted on 09/16/2012 6:34:20 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Washers are aggressive by nature, like Rottweilers. Boxes ... you have to consider each one individually.


424 posted on 09/16/2012 6:38:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Tax-chick

She is sooooo darling! Thanks for the pic!


425 posted on 09/16/2012 6:38:40 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Thanks ... link to more at 411. Most are labelled now, and you can tell who that baby is, anyway. The old guy with the guitar is my husband ;-).


426 posted on 09/16/2012 6:39:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy
"The old guy with the guitar is my husband ;-)."

And the man with a gabardine suit is a spy.

427 posted on 09/16/2012 6:43:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Obama's economic agenda failed, not because it was stopped, but because it was passed. - Paul Ryan)
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To: Tax-chick

So the prevailing sentiment is to send the washer back and keep the box?


428 posted on 09/16/2012 6:46:06 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: NicknamedBob

He has a suit, but it is not gabardine. He has a mariachi outfit, too.


429 posted on 09/16/2012 6:46:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Stuff the guy in the gabardine suit in the box, please.


430 posted on 09/16/2012 6:47:40 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks! Have I told you how much I adore family photo albums?


431 posted on 09/16/2012 6:48:49 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I got that idea somewhere ;-).

I think I included all the family members who were present, although of course the slender and elusive Bill was at home serving the animal kingdom (and going to class, I hope).

Anoreth is due later this week, with Piper the high-class husky. I’m told Piper likes other dogs ... we’ll see what Ash thinks.


432 posted on 09/16/2012 6:50:55 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Silentgypsy

We need a washer. They’re like copy machines ... you have to pay them compliments and give them pats.


433 posted on 09/16/2012 6:52:13 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
"... you have to pay them compliments and give them pats."

Pats?

434 posted on 09/16/2012 6:55:46 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Obama's economic agenda failed, not because it was stopped, but because it was passed. - Paul Ryan)
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To: NicknamedBob

Affectionate physical contact.


435 posted on 09/16/2012 6:57:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: Tax-chick

12, 49, 69 and 93 are my faves (I think—perhaps I’ve screwed up the numbers)!


436 posted on 09/16/2012 7:06:38 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Prayers up that Piper’s absolutely delighted w/Ash. I’m nodding out. Good night and sweet dreams, y’all....


437 posted on 09/16/2012 7:09:37 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy

The pictures aren’t numbered on my view. We’re all hoping for a happy dog-meeting, and it’s goodnight, here, too.


438 posted on 09/16/2012 7:12:46 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Be careful his bow-tie is really a camera.


439 posted on 09/16/2012 9:10:57 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1336 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; NicknamedBob; ...

440 posted on 09/17/2012 3:21:23 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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