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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: ThomasThomas

On that note, I have a 1959 stainless steel electric rotisserie. It will barbecue anything with all its attachments. I still have two small books for cooking and fixing small items. It was my older sister’s, and she gave it to me because I’ve blown up two gas barbecues. Kaboom!!!

Anyway, I went on line to buy something I didn’t have. It has (had) a lifetime warranty. I won’t give out the company’s name, but it came up as a porn site.

One of the recipes I looked at was for sweet bread en croute. I asked Cyber what sweet breads were. He looked it up on line, now he has an upset tummy. LOL!!!


341 posted on 09/13/2012 4:51:54 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: no-to-illegals

No thanks necessary! <3


342 posted on 09/13/2012 5:14:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty

There is an enormous difference between “sweetbreads” and “sweet breads, or pan de leche.”


343 posted on 09/13/2012 5:18:21 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yes. One sounds tasty, the other sounds like elephant testicles. The cookbook Miss Slippy found described something closer to the latter rather than the former.

“Meat’s off the menu, boys!”


344 posted on 09/13/2012 5:38:21 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsYXMnvCofQ

A song for a Pooka?


345 posted on 09/13/2012 5:43:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

I am to inform you Miss Slippy cannot post right now because Fred the Insane is parked upon her computer. That is all.


346 posted on 09/13/2012 5:45:10 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18

You have been watching too much LOTR!! LOL!


347 posted on 09/13/2012 5:49:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

10-4. Off to the side and down.


348 posted on 09/13/2012 5:50:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Monkey Face; Slip18

So instead of a Blue Screen of Death, she currently has a Fur Screen of Death?
As well as a new ergonomic fur keyboard?


349 posted on 09/13/2012 5:53:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face
At work!

And it looks like the assignment might be longer then planned.

Being careful not to jinks it I have avoided taking in a coffee mug. I swear every time I take in a coffee mug on a temp assignment the job ends. Yes, even with the lady who was going out on maternity leave.

How are you doing?

350 posted on 09/13/2012 6:00:44 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Fate plays chess and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along)
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To: Darksheare

Ahhhh, what sweet animals!


351 posted on 09/13/2012 7:02:03 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: NicknamedBob; LibreOuMort; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; Tax-chick
Happy Birthday LibreOuMort!

A Smurffy Song for you!

352 posted on 09/13/2012 7:14:37 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Fate plays chess and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Ah. So take a hot cocoa mug...a hot RASPBERRY cocoa mug. I can even send you one if the need arises. Guaranteed NOT to be a coffee mug! If, by some slim chance, coffee is inadvertently poured into the cocoa mug, the cocoa mug will immediately spew its contents!

If you are lacking, let me know...I have a plethora of cocoa mugs! (Accompanied by chocolate chip cookies...and Raspberry cocoa...)


353 posted on 09/13/2012 7:41:14 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

354 posted on 09/13/2012 8:34:34 PM PDT by ThomasThomas
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To: ThomasThomas

If he were not on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge, I would have CS Lewis come and pay you a visit! LOL!


355 posted on 09/13/2012 8:57:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face
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To: Monkey Face

Thank you very much!


356 posted on 09/13/2012 9:59:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

My Mom knew how to cook all sorts of esoteric things. She actually made pan-fried sweet breads (thymus gland, I think) and they were actually good. To my knowledge, she never cooked elephant testicles but you never know....


357 posted on 09/13/2012 10:05:58 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Y’know, Thomas? I have never had one of those. They just don’t appeal to me. Last thing I want is something that interferes with the taste of chocolate...


358 posted on 09/14/2012 6:16:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty

“Activate the FTI unit!” he shouted.
“Are you sure that’s a good idea?” someone shouted in return.
The sound of something smashing through the door made the decision for them.
Back in a side alcove, he FTI unit sat, hulkingly, in quiesence.
At least it did until activation.
Then it became completely unpredictable.
Supposedly based off of an old Earth cat, the FTI unit was built as a study model in artificially intelligent mental matrices.

What they got was artificial feline insanity.
The FTI unit raced out of the alcove, ran to the nearest human, and proceeded to pick him up and attempt to nuzzle.
“Fred, put me down! You’re crushing me!”
The communication response screen showed an image of a chair and a lap.
“No Fred, no. You’re too big!”
An image of a thrashing tail was displayed.
Then flashed a confusion of images as the something finally smashed through the door.
The FTI unit finally flashed onto the screen an image of a mouse.
“Yes Fred, play with that thing!” in response the FTI nit dropped him, made something akin to a robotic purring, and began to pounce on the intruder.


359 posted on 09/14/2012 6:38:11 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare; Monkey Face; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth

Good morning. I miss my catz.


360 posted on 09/14/2012 6:55:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Use the nukes, Bibi!)
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