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Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)
AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

Posted on 09/05/2012 3:37:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A man from Chongqing in Southern China nearly suffocated to death after a romantic gesture to his girlfriend went wrong.

Mr Hu Seng had asked his friend to tape him into a box so he could ship himself via a courier service to his girlfriend, Li Wang.

However, the romantic gesture turned into a life-threatening event for Mr Hu when the courier company mixed up the address with another delivery.

The 30-minute wait turned into a three-hour ordeal for Mr Hu.

The material of the box was reportedly too thick for him to make any breathing holes while inside and he did not want to spoil the surprise by calling for attention.

When the box arrived at Li Wang's place, his friend was poised to record the event.

However, they found Mr Hu unconscious and looking pale upon opening the package.

Subsequently, paramedics were called over to her apartment to revive him.

He admitted, "I didn't realise it would take so long."

The courier company said they would not have accepted this delivery if they had known there was a person inside.

The spokesperson said that even for animals, a special container would be used so they can breathe properly.


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To: null and void; All

http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/169372156.html

Check this out


241 posted on 09/11/2012 3:58:42 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face

I’m guessing you still have power?


242 posted on 09/11/2012 4:03:23 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1331 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Obama, a queer and present danger)
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To: null and void

ME????
I have a cell phone and a Nook eReader...I am never without “wheels!”

Luckily for me, I live in Henderson, in an area where all the water runs downhill. We have a large wash at the edge of the property, and I should probably check to see if if it is full...just because of curiosity!

I am fortunate!


243 posted on 09/11/2012 4:12:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face ("Vegetarian" is another word for a lousy hunter.)
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To: Monkey Face; Silentgypsy

*kiss*

Just so you know I’m thinking of you, even though the ‘net here is not all one might desire.

Tomorrow morning I plan to go to the one Methodist cemetery, and also to a second Methodist church where I hope to find who’s in charge of a revival campground,dated 1830. It’s posted Keep Out, but maybe we acn get a note from the pastor to look around, or even someone from the congregation to show it to us.


244 posted on 09/11/2012 4:32:20 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Pink wine and pretzels.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18

Cybes, I think we found out where all your currently missing items went.
You’re going to have to somehow bribe the curiously familiar figure guarding them...


245 posted on 09/11/2012 4:57:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Not to worry...I have a kitteh that looks JUST LIKE the one in the photo I posted. Fred will take care of it.


246 posted on 09/11/2012 5:03:33 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Darksheare; Cyber Liberty

Lest you forget, my darling, Cyber, we have five kitties. I feed them all special diets, take crazy Fred rides on his cart and generally love them up while you are at work. We have secrets,,,,,hahahahaha


247 posted on 09/11/2012 5:19:12 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: Slip18; Cyber Liberty

Uh oh.


248 posted on 09/11/2012 5:21:48 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

Meh. She already has all the money, so what’s to rough up about? There’s food. And five kittehs. And coffee. Always coffee.


249 posted on 09/11/2012 5:35:28 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

The coffee is master, the coffee is all.


250 posted on 09/11/2012 5:52:39 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

This oughta get me to the next star system......


251 posted on 09/11/2012 5:58:59 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: nickcarraway

I wonder if shipping myself (as a romantic gesture) would work on her! Eye yam desprat!

(I’ve heard that persistence pays off, but with most women today persistence pays off with a court restraining order!


252 posted on 09/11/2012 6:01:58 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong!)
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To: Revolting cat!; nickcarraway
"I wonder if shipping myself (as a romantic gesture) would work on her! Eye yam desprat!"

I would advise against it. It's a long way to China.

253 posted on 09/11/2012 8:43:32 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
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To: Ditter

Please excuse lateness. Did the results of stitching up their mouth corners maybe travel uphill to their vomeronasal doohickeys and not allow them to scent as well as they ordinarily would have if their mouth corners hadn’t been sutured? It’s not nice to mess w/Mother Nature.


254 posted on 09/11/2012 11:07:14 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wow—San Gennaro festa cancelled? That’s where I first learned of the deliciousness of zeppole. Hope you’re safe!


255 posted on 09/11/2012 11:10:36 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Cyber Liberty; Slip18; Darksheare

Don’t know what y’all are talking about but it sounds very good to me so power to youse!


256 posted on 09/11/2012 11:13:37 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Revolting cat!

You want to ship yourself to China? How about being a stowaway? I’m sooooo confused.
Can you join us later at LibreOuMort’s birthday celebration?


257 posted on 09/11/2012 11:16:35 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Oops—later meaning tomorrow for LOM!


258 posted on 09/12/2012 12:04:56 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
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To: Silentgypsy; LibreOuMort

Good morning and Happy Birthday!


259 posted on 09/12/2012 5:10:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (My love for babies is God's love.)
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To: Silentgypsy; LibreOuMort
"Oops—later meaning tomorrow for LOM!"

"Tomorrow, tomorrow,
I'll love you tomorrow.
It's only a day away ..."

260 posted on 09/12/2012 5:33:06 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Clint Eastwood has been invited to chair the next Republican Convention Committee.)
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