Man Nearly Died by Shipping Himself to Girlfriend (As a Romantic Gesture)

AsiaOne ^ | Tuesday, Sep 04, 2012

[NicknamedBob]

"We went to Wal Mart this AM because we bought a jar of Jif Chocolate Hazelnut spread yesterday and it was so good that we went back to get a dozen more. (Hatching dessert ideas to take to Earthwoman and her family and neighbors involving vanilla-almond cookies frosted with that spread or maybe two stuck together with the spread a la sandwich cookie or something. Maybe mini cream puffs filled w/choc hazelnut flavored creme patisserie?)"

Darn! I'm gaining weight just reading that post.

[ThomasThomas]

[Silentgypsy]

Me, too. If I could figure out a way to send you some cream puffs without allowing bacterial replication, I would. What could be better than a cybercelebration with some basis in reality?

[Monkey Face]

I just realized as I was sitting here this morning, thinking about being able to watch movies instead of Jerry Springer, Maury ans Steve Wilkos. I keep the sound down so low for four hours in the morning that the roar of the crowds sounds like the surf from half a mile away from the beach.

It may be that I have to go with the Wii, but I will know later.

[Monkey Face]

Pack them in dry ice. :o]

[Tax-chick]

[NicknamedBob]

"If I could figure out a way to send you some cream puffs without allowing bacterial replication, I would."

Don't worry about it, Ladies. I am the opposite of a gustatory epicure.

A little sweetness goes a long way with me, and too much arrives too soon.

It's as though I have my own Sweet Tooth, and I haven't finished writing that story yet.

[Monkey Face]

How cute! Some with blue eys, some with gold. I wonder how many are deaf?

I bet they make up for it in lots of ways!

[Tax-chick]

Note to self: No “Swiss Colony” Christmas presents for Nicknamedbob. Send him ... kimchee.

[Monkey Face]

If it doesn’t have chocolate in it, I’m not sure I want to hear it! LOL!

[Tax-chick]

And one on the middle tier is odd-eyed. I wonder if they’re a single litter, or more than one. Gorgeous kittehs, but they would rival Piper the Fur-Blizzard in the hair department!

[Monkey Face]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2937793/posts

New contender for the UT for October!

[NicknamedBob]

"Send him ... kimchee."

T'ain't funny, McGee.

My needs are modest. I don't require anything except adoration.

[Monkey Face]

They look about the same age, but since cats some into season at the same times (usually twice a year, speing and fall) they could be from different moms. I suspect the owner specializes in white domestic short hairs.

When kittehs are that old (3-4 mos?) it’s way past time to see they have new homes. Cuts down on fur blizzards!

[Monkey Face]

T'ain't funny, McGee....

My mother was always saying that! LOL!

[Monkey Face]

I just checked the manual for the TV and it says I can hook up the HDMI cable and the TV will act like a computer monitor. I probably won’t know how to send Netflix to the TV until I actually hook up the cable, but that’s OK...at least I can do something with my hands while sitting.

I’m going to take a break in the projects and make a sock monkey for Emberlie (with brain cancer.) GG-Ma was telling me in an email this morning that Emberlie loves getting mail. If you think any of your kids would be interested in sending her a card or something, I will give you the address.

[no-to-illegals]

morning everyone.

[no-to-illegals]

Thanks for making me LOL. Needed that LOL. Much better now. These LOLs are what keep me coming back to the undead threads.

[Monkey Face]

Good morning! Fine morning we’re having this morning! I hope the morning brings you all kinds of wonderful morning things!

[no-to-illegals]

Breakfast was good, even though I did the cooking. Ah ... maybe I was wrong. Excuse me please, have to go take care of business. Lord, please don’t tell me that lizard in the house, got into breakfast. AHHHHHH....