[MikeSteelBe]

“As a woman, I cannot understand why you guys get all bent out of shape about baldness. It has no, repeat, NO effect on your attractiveness.”

As a man, I cannot understand why women get breast implants. It has no effect on your attractiveness.

[Reeses]

As a man, I cannot understand why women get breast implants.

For the same reason they buy so many shoes: to annoy other women. It isn't about attracting Mr. Right.