[BlueDragon]

"...the massive iron doors to the city's immense medieval Citadel have been blown up in a missile attack

Never bring massive iron doors to a missile fight.

[BenLurkin]

If yo ask me, “massive iron doors” sound like they are just begging for a missile attack.

[SunkenCiv]

I laughed pretty hard, and felt bad at the same time. Nicely done! :’)