Obama is the FLUBBER President. Things don't just bounce off him, they accelerate in the opposite direction.
Obama in Iowa
“But I’m going to need your help. I’m going to need your help. I’ve got to make sure you’re registered. I’ve got to make sure your friends are registered to vote. In Iowa, you can get registered online. All you have to do is go GottaRegister.com. That’s g-o-t-t-a — gotta. (Laughter.) GottaRegister.com.”