Homosexuals Demand that Chick-Fil-A Stop Serving “Gay Chicken”

http://politicaloutcast.com ^ | 08/05/2012 | Michael Minkoff

[massmike]

I must admit I don’t get around much, so I didn’t even know the reliably left-leaning Huff ’n’ Puff Post had a “Gay Voices” section. But yesterday, I read an article from there that covered a recent petition (with a whopping 1,500+ signatures!) that demanded that Chick-Fil-A be consistent with their “anti-homosexual” values and stop serving “homosexual” chicken at their restaurants. As the petition explains, some male chickens will mount other male chickens, so Chick-Fil-A cannot be consistent with their values until they make sure that none of the chicken meat they are serving comes from “homosexual” chickens. Wow. I’ve read some really, really stupid petitions in my life. But that one… Where do you even start?

First, I’m sure this petition was meant as a sort of barbed joke, but it falls squarely into the “Boom! How will you ever recover from the devastation of my cleverness?!!!!” category—a category which regularly falls far short of its intended goal. I feel bad for the people that wrote this actually. Is this really the best they can come up with?

[Tea Party Terrorist]

Using their definition of “natural” could justify any behavior. NAMBLA types claim they cannot “help themselves” and attraction to young children is “natural” as well. Using this stupid logic one could justify any behavior.

[MortMan]

It’s the backup - clogs the brains, I suppose.